David

David is the owner of Caught Yuli’nin’. He joined the league for the 2017 season, replacing the much loved but terrible owner Austin. David brought a new approach to the team, and quickly made it far more competitive than it was before he was the team owner (which wasn't too difficult considering the prior owner who was known for drafting drunk with zero knowledge of any baseball players besides Edwin Encarnacion and Adam Jones). Loved by all but most notably by Erik, David is especially amazed when Erik touches his toes.

2015

 * Record: 6-14
 * Nothing of note occured this season.
 * Finished the season in 7th place

2016

 * Record: 10-10
 * Drafted his team while completely drunk and without prior knowledge that the draft was happening even though we discussed the draft date at length with him. Essentially drafted through his sober brother and Randy. Somehow put together a half-decent team that didn't go winless.
 * He once mentioned he wanted to trade Zack Greinke. He made no attempt to trade him, and no trade was ever performed.
 * Finished the season in 5th place.
 * Austin announced he would be leaving the league in the offseason shortly after the season ended. After some deliberation, David was announced as the new owner of the team.

2017

 * Record: 8-12
 * Traded Jean Segura to Jay for Jameson Taillon and Aledmys Diaz
 * Traded Max Scherzer to Erik for Trea Turner, Justin Verlander, and Aaron Sanchez
 * Traded AJ Pollock and Roberto Osuna to Jay for Mark Reynolds, Cody Allen, and Mike Foltynewicz
 * Finished the season in 5th place

2018

 * Record: 9-11
 * Traded Paul Goldschmidt, Justin Verlander, and JA Happ to Jay for Jean Segura, Freddy Peralta, Max Fried, and Vince Velasquez
 * Finished the season in 8th place

2019

 * Record: 10-10
 * Began the season by beginning a rivalry with Wiesel. After trading insults before their Week 1 matchup, David eventually prevailed with a Week 1 win
 * Traded Gerrit Cole and Trea Turner to Josh for Shohei Ohtani and Mike Minor
 * Traded Christian Yelich, Kris Bryant, and Charlie Morton to Weiner for Mike Soroka, Austin Riley, and Didi Gregorius
 * Finished the season in 8th place